Home Jeeves

You're sunburned. Your hair would give the Unibomber a run for his money. You're sick of pineapple and you've seriously considered BBQing your dream castaway. Your crossword puzzles are mere threads because you've erased and refilled them so many times you've lost count. Your book has long since gone, since it was used as kindling for you to roast your nightly dinner of coconut and seaweed. You've finally resigned yourself to a life of tattered rags (where are Ginger and Lovie when you need them?) and salt water. Then suddenly, you spot it. Your rescue ship.

Before you can say "I vote MYSELF off the island!" you are standing on the edge of the beach, frantically waving it in. Your significant other, children, parents, etc. are all practically diving over the edge to come to your rescue. As they pull in, you and your dream castaway start to climb on board when suddenly, you are struck with a pang of sentimentality.

But only a pang. You're not crazy... you know it's time to go. As your family is smothering you with hugs and kisses, you manage to get away long enough to hear the captain ask "Where to?"

You take a deep breath and tell him where you want to go. Other than home, where would this dream destination be?